Thing #3 - Eyeball

In my box was an eyeball. It is scared of the dark, so I took it out of the box, and it now sits on my desk, where it watches me work. Sometimes it blinks. I think it is starting to get a bit bored with just being on my desk, because sometimes out of the corner of my eye I think I see it looking around the room, trying to see out of the window. Luckily it has a pin clip at the back, so maybe next week if it behaves I will pin it to my shirt and take it for a walk around the neighbourhood. There's a really nice park across from my house, so I think we'll go there for a while and watch people coming and going.

Simon Proffitt, Cardiff